An Immersive Roleplaying Bar


Tonberry | The Goblet | Ward 27 | Plot 60


Drinks list

Indulge in a finest selections of coffee, tea, cocktails and more.


Bar Staff

Meet the esteemed bartenders of The Bar Noir


OOC information

Info on the venue, along with the few rules we have.

Meet the staff


Daniel arturis -the good detective

The man behind The Bar Noir, with quite the vivid resume. Folks know him for his past in the Lominsian underground circuit as a boxer under the monker of 'Rainmaker', along with his current gig as a relatively infamous private investigator around Ul'dah. (Yes, it's very much related to his business cards being littered all around town.)

Silas carver -
The sterling shield

One of Dan's close friends since his time in the circuit, an upstart orphan who forged his own path doing any kind of job he could get his hands on, earning himself the informal title of 'Ul'dah's handyman'. He may come off as shy at first, but can be quite chummy and honest once he lets his guard down. He also happens to have a few underground contacts (if you're in the market for something that isn't neccesarily legal).

Drink list


The Bar Noir boasts its lucrative and wide collection of liquor on standby, one large enough to be daunting in it's own, but also most likely to have your go-to pick, regardless of how obscure it may be.-Please note that there are more drinks available than listed below, consult the barkeep for your choice.-Bar SpecialtiesRainmaker Ale
This blend of ale was first concocted by a legendary brewmaster - Edric Arturis. The man also left the recipe as a gift to his son. The flavour profile of this drink has hints of sweetness and deep malty notes of walnut, toffee, and dark fruits.
Caelumtree Wine
A wine that utilizes several rather unique ingredients, including the sweet juices of the caelumtree fruit found in the Dravanian Forelands. The resulting alcoholic beverage ensnares the senses with its full-bodied flavor and delightful aroma.
Hard Coffee
Freshly ground locally sourced coffee, with a splash of liquor. Variants available are:
Lominsian coffee (Dark Rum)
Gridanian coffee(Hazelnut Liqueur)
Ul'dahn coffee(Cold brewed with heavy cream and coffee liqueur)
Palm Wine
Sap of a palm tree fermented inside an island coconut shell. Far more potent than wine made from grapes. An easy go-to drink for those craving a taste of The Cieldalaes.
Cursed Tequila
Manufactured from a crop of Agave that was cursed by a local Amalj'aa due to a small misunderstanding regarding territory. Rather than starting from scratch and replanting the crops, they continued to manufacture this rather potent and 'flavourful' beverage. (If you do order this drink, you will need to roll above a 13 to not be overwhelmed.)
CocktailsThe Fishbowl
A punch made with Garlean Vodka, coconut rum, blue Curacao, along with some pineapple juice and lemon-lime flavoured fizzbubble, all served up in an ice-cold fishbowl with confectionaries shaped like fish.
The Manderville Sour
A rather extravagant drink, Three-barrels Bourbon, mixed with simple syrup, an egg white and lemon juice, shaken and strained over rocks and garnished with bitters. A personal favourite of a certain individual who may or may not visit from time-to-time.
The Lady In White
A fluffy, dessert-eque cocktail that can be enjoyed with a spoon. The drink earnt it's name after being compared to Kan'e Senna's white garb. Gin and walnut liqueur, along with a pinch of lemon juice, and a heaping of lemon curd and egg white into to a cocktail shaker along with ice. Shaken vigorously, then served in a martini glass before being lightly toasted.
Menphina's Tears
An experimental drink that the barkeep's still working on perfecting. Blue cherry blossom liqueur, mixed with Ishgardian vermouth over ice, garnished with a small amount of dark blue tear shaped jellies at the bottom
The Blackest Night
One of the bar owner's signature drinks. Barrel aged Tequila mixed with wildberry liqueur and lime juice, topped with a spicy ginger beer in an old fashioned glass.
Second Mate
A tried and true reliable Lominsian mixer. Pineapple juice & Pineapple rum with fizzbubble, a form of highly carbonated water first put together by the Goblin Illuminati.
Non-alcoholic beveragesCoffee (flat white, long black, cappuccino, latte, affrogato, mocha and hot chocolate)
Tea (both hot and iced options available)
Juice: Grape, Pineapple, Orange, Apple

OOC About


The Bar Noir is an immersive roleplay bar in the style of a jazz lounge, with more emphasis on being a place for people to unwind, brush elbows with each other and indulge in Ul'dah's finest selection of beverages accompanied by some soothing smooth jazz. This venue is also a LGBTQIA+ safe space - please be respectful of everyone who comes into the bar, regardless of gender presentation and orientation.This establishment is a safe for work venue, talk on heavy or darker themes in the open is fine and welcomed. Just write about them in a respectful nature if possible. Please don't act lewd or inappropriate towards other players or make them feel uncomfortable or unsafe! If anyone does violate this policy maliciously, they will be given a warning or barred from the establishment for a time or indefinitely.Brawls with a d20 roll system are allowed to occur within the establishment, however there will be no powergaming or just picking a fight without good reason. If one party is not eager to fight, then said squabble shall not escalate. Any violations of those sanctions on brawls or violence towards patrons who just want to unwind will not be tolerated. If engaging in these brawls, please understand they're purely IC, never OOC.Scheduling: The venue will open on the occasional Tuesday evening at around 6pm (GMT+8) for a couple of hours, but will be left open after then for people to continue when service is closed.(For those also interested, we have a secret menu item for those wanting a regal drink:)
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